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		<title>In time the wind will come and destroy my lemons.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my world famous Lemon Bar recipe. I used to make these for an ex-girlfriend who didn&#8217;t like me very much, however I cared for her tremendously and as a result I spent a lot of time trying to figure out ways to make her happy. That being said, these didn&#8217;t get me very [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=phoneticsmellings.com&amp;blog=5262221&amp;post=36&amp;subd=lottamerci&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://lottamerci.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/lemon.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-37" title="lemon" src="http://lottamerci.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/lemon.jpg?w=96&#038;h=96" alt="" width="96" height="96" /></a><em>This is my world famous Lemon Bar recipe. I used to make these for an ex-girlfriend who didn&#8217;t like me very much, however I cared for her tremendously and as a result I spent a lot of time trying to figure out ways to make her happy. That being said, these didn&#8217;t get me very far but I did learn how to bake the living shit out of a Lemon Bar (and a Lemon Bar will never kick you out of its house and take your dog away from you). &#8211; S.<br />
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<p>You will need a 9 x 13 glass baking dish, lightly greased (I prefer the spray variety as butter or oil tends to torch the crust). Glass really works best. Believe you and me, son, I&#8217;ve tried them all. Metal, glass, ceramic. Use the glass.</p>
<p>Ingredients:</p>
<p>For the crust:<br />
2 cups all purpose flour<br />
1 cup powdered sugar<br />
2 sticks of unsalted butter, cut up into cubes<br />
8-9 twists of a sea salt grinder</p>
<p>For the filling:<br />
2 cups granulated sugar<br />
6 tbsp. all purpose flour<br />
1 heaping tsp. <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> sugar*<br />
4 eggs<br />
2 tbsp. powdered sugar for dusting<br />
2 large pinches of granulated sugar<br />
8-9 tbsp. ReaLemon brand concentrated <span class="nfakPe">Lemon</span> juice. Accept no substitutes and avoid fresh lemons like the plague in this circumstance. They will do you absolutely no good. Promise.</p>
<p>*this, unfortunately, is &#8220;the rub&#8221; as they say: a company called &#8220;Spice Island&#8221; used to sell a jar of &#8220;<span class="nfakPe">Lemon</span> Peel&#8221; which contained sugar, <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> peel, and <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> oil and is really the reason why my <span class="nfakPe">Lemon</span> <span class="nfakPe">Bars</span> work so well. AFAIK &#8220;Spice Island&#8221; no longer makes this <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> peel/sugar concoction and only sells straight <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> peel. It is easily reverse-engineered (lemon sugar, duh), however YMMV. In any event, unless you really know what you are doing, omit this step.</p>
<p>Preheat the oven to 350°</p>
<p>Prepare the crust as follows:</p>
<p>In a large glass mixing bowl combine the flour, powdered sugar, and sea salt. Using your hands (I have tried every method under the sun for this step, i.e. pastry cutter, however IMO using your hands gives you more control over the consistency of the crust) work the butter into the crust until you are left with a consistent, crumbly mixture. This takes awhile, and for what it is worth, is a zen thing for which the nuances are more or less impossible to convey with words. It takes an awful lot of trial and error. Bake the pain away.</p>
<p>Pour the mixture into the lightly greased glass dish. Firmly press the crust into place, ensuring that the mixture is evenly dispersed. As a last step I like to use my fingers to pock-mark the crust (consistent small dimples, or impressions across the surface of the dough, kind of like you are making a pizza) so that the filling integrates into the crust seamlessly.</p>
<p>Bake for 20 minutes, and not a minute more. Consistency is key.</p>
<p>The filling:</p>
<p>While the crust is baking prepare the <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> bar filling. In a large glass mixing bowl add the granulated sugar, flour, and <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> sugar and stir until mixed evenly.  Add the four eggs and whisk, by hand, until the eggs turn a pale yellow color. Next, add the <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> juice (again, it&#8217;s a Zen thing, sometimes 8 tbsp. feels right, sometimes it&#8217;s 9, go with your gut). If you are really feeling adventurous, perhaps you could go with 10 tbsp. of <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> juice. I would be interested to hear your results if you choose this path.  Continue whisking until the ingredients are thoroughly mixed.</p>
<p>After 20 minutes take out the crust and SLOWLY pour the <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> filling directly upon the crust (hastily slopping it about can break up the still-delicate crust). Furthermore, it would be in good taste to give the filling another quick mix with the whisk before baking as the particulates tend to sink to the bottom; stir them up before placing in the oven to ensure your flavors are even distributed. Place back into the oven and continue to bake for 25 minutes, and again, not a minute more.</p>
<p>When the <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> <span class="nfakPe">bars</span> have finished baking, carefully remove the dish from the oven and set on a wire cooling rack. As a precaution, while the <span class="nfakPe">bars</span> are still hot, I like to take a knife and delicately run the knife along the edge of the <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> <span class="nfakPe">bars</span> and the glass dish; the thinking here is that as the <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> <span class="nfakPe">bars</span> cool, the sides have a tendency to stick to the glass rim while the rest of the pastry pulls away resulting in a sloppy looking dessert). While the <span class="nfakPe">bars</span> are still hot, sprinkle the top of the <span class="nfakPe">bars</span> with a light coating of granulated sugar (the intense heat of the fresh-from-the-oven <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> <span class="nfakPe">bars</span> will melt the sugar and exist as a kind of invisible coating on the surface&#8211;alas, this is nothing more than an added fail-safe geared for the expert variety sweet-tooth, but should remain more or less unnoticed to the novice).</p>
<p>Allow the <span class="nfakPe">lemon</span> <span class="nfakPe">bars</span> to cool completely, cut into squares. Remove from pan and finish off with a liberal dusting of powdered sugar. Arrange on your favorite platter.</p>
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